Courtesy of Emily Brill. I mean, Gawker.

Dear Emily,

Thank you for arguing with me and trying to pick on my poor “Kansas” ass on your “blog.” If you didn’t do that, I wouldn’t have made a new record of hits on my wordpress today. Stats to be posted tomorrow.

Love, Natalie

P.S. Thank you Gawker for making Emily Brill think she’s famous and then subsequently getting everyone who reads her “blog” to click on my comments and read my wordpress… I love you new readers and I’d like to know what you think. (I promise I’ll tell you how I pay my bills and I’ll even take a picture of my wrists if it means that much to you.)

See: This post
and then
this post

make her feel like she’s important plz.