inspiration in the weirdest places

I am a little on the irritated side. Here’s why:

- my favorite sandals broke today. seriously. my favorite. i am desperately trying to repair them
- before i came home, i researched concerts to take my brother to. but ticketmaster only showed oregon. im an idiot. sasquatch festival is next weekend, and we could have seen REM, Modest Mouse, Mars Volta, Flight of the Conchords, Death Cab, Built to Spill, Michael Franti and Speahead, and like 500 other bands I’d really like to see. I found out today that it’s next weekend. I hate myself.
- had to go shopping today for shorts. i hate my body. especially my thunder thighs, mannish shoulders, and waistless G-U-T. i need to marry up and look into some serious plastic surgery.
- it was in the 90s today. outside was hellishly hot. tomorrow it is supposed to be the same.
- had some correspondence with specific people i wish i hadnt. this includes issues i did not want to address, have been avoiding, and knew would come up. (eg: my current weight. author’s note: I am not overweight or underweight by any means. I am just not where I want to be in terms of physique. )
- was somewhat verbally molested by a woman at home depot, who approached my mother and i while in line for the saw machine and talked about private things that probably shouldnt be talked about in line for the saw machine, at home depot, to strangers, on the hottest day of the year thus far. (must have gone to her brain.)
- painted my fingernails, didnt let it dry long enough, and then chipped it all off and bit off most of my fingernails.
- had my mother tell me twice that i should have been a screenwriter. tried that. failed miserably. reminders don’t help.
- for the fourth time, could not log into the administrative section of wearemjr to complete my managerial duties.
- i left my door open for a bit, and just as my mother warned, there are now bugs in my room. ew.

- wrote a completely pointless an whiney post after thinking about how i was going to write something super articulate and hilarious.

author’s p.s. note: considered that i spelled “whiney” wrong (and that it actually should be “whiny”) but looked it up and realized it can be spelled “whiney” and “whiny”. booyah.