Notes for Men of Manhattan:

February 28, 2009

1. If you have stalked someone on facebook and know their name and run into them somewhere and pretend like you don’t recognize them, kudos to you. It’s a hell of a lot better than running up to them and admitting that you know their name from seeing them in pictures. Just tell his best friend that later and it will be a story you can tell your grandkids.

2. Do not tell a girl that she is unique. It is the equivalent of telling a girl she’s got “a great personality” – aka UGLY.

3. Flirting with a girl and realizing that you’ve already flirted with her, pretended to be someone you’re not, and didn’t call her after getting her number several months ago is not cute. It is best just to pretend you don’t recognize her instead of the “You seem really familiar… have I met you somewhere?” line. You just come off looking like a jackass when you remember who she is halfway through conversation.

Don’t worry guys. I’m here to help.

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2 Responses to “Notes for Men of Manhattan:”

  1. Glenn Boozan said

    ok i’m a creeper and have been reading your blog for like the past 30 minutes but i think you could write a book. are you writing a book? write a book.

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