Stupid Fucking Pirate

April 27, 2009

The following excerpt is from the book “He’s Just Not That Into You”*:

Chapter 2: He’s Just Not That Into You If He’s Not Calling You:

Men Know How to Use the Phone

– If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind.
– If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do the same for big things. Be aware of this and realize he’s okay with disappointing you.
– Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do.
– If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs.
-“Busy” is another word for “asshole”. “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating.
– You deserve a fucking phone call.

*Match.com, please take note and include this excerpt with every female subscription. Thank you.

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